BY EUGENE
YAY...one more day to go in the "throw all things at you while you try to dodge but no matter how you dodge you still kena hit by the task that is thrown at you as if it's a homing missle" company. I've been loading alot of shits onto myself this few weeks so it's time to unload it full blast tommorow!
I got a few surprise feedback from some of you regarding the outrageous comments i made on my company, my reply to you is "wow i didn't know you guys would take the time to read that load of crap i published, too much time must be on your side!" Anyway i would like to apologise publicly for calling my superior a midget which is a direct insult, even though he might not get the chance to venture upon my blog. (i keep my finger cross)
But most of the time, the truth can be insulting.
Take for example the recent IMF/Worldbank "fiesta" that has been happening in our tiny "locotown" as mentioned by the NewPaper. Our dear leaders has been spending billions of dollar to feather these delegates butt as if the delegates harbors gem inside their buttholes and will sneezed it out anytime after being feathered to it's climax, just like our nose. The truth is that, for the past few weeks our dear leaders have banned civil activitists from entering our country which in contrary has been given the approval by the IMF/Worldbank to join the meeting. As a result, these "ungrateful" IMF/Worldbank delegates blasted our dear leaders for breaching an agreement for disallowing these civil activitist to enter our country which their sole purpose is to protest infront of the Suntec city "cage" for human rights and freedom of expressions!"
Yah so much for feathering their butts for gems, think they got to face the reality and realise that buttholes does not produce gems. They actually produce.....well you should know if you know there's no such thing as mee siam with hum!
So you see Mr/Mrs delegates, our country has such 'clean' governments and 'happy' citizens that we do not need these Aliens to come and threaten our "4 million smiles". If not these smiles is going to turn into 8 million................................... wait singapore don't have so many people..
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Thursday, September 14, 2006
Sunday, September 10, 2006
Stupid Company
BY EUGENE
After 4 weeks working in my former attachment company, i realised what a don't-give-a-fuck person i am. The stress, the gay management, the particular midget there just turned me into a rebel. Seriously, I think i went back there just to spoil my own reputation. I went back there because i thought i could milk some cash out of that company as It's obvious my service is not required there.
The first 2 weeks was a total blank out, i did what santa do, sleep the whole year only to work during christmas. Yeah exactly, I did shit. I spend most of the time surfing net, Okay at least i went around asking if anyone needs my help. Not fucking surprisingly at all, no one needed any help from me as they were all doing things that require their self knowledge and concentration and doesn't need any outside interference to fuck their work up.
The second 2 weeks was the real test. Suddenly tons of shits was thrown at me as if i was caught cursing my Supervisor. I myself was not even prepared and have lack of knowledge to do so. What do you expect a poly student to go onboard the bridge of the ship to do? Set up a system there and translating Korean labels into English? Damn those are not even translated properly by those indonesians. And you want me to go up there to help and expect me to understand whatever which button stands for? What if i fucked up? And what if the ship sank if i mis-placed a label? They want me to set up a fucking computer there? Firstly, I am not a technician, hire one for fuck sake and you had the fucking balls to blame me when I couldn't activate the computer onboard the bridge due to they have a different switch board, Cheebye! I tried my best you fucking retard.
Not only that, i was given 70+ files to label on my own. What the fuck seriously I have alot of things to do and yet I was given so little time to complete it being thrown 70+ files to label You think i gahmen? Multi task? Knn gahmen also donno mee siam dont have hum. Luckily the attachment students helped me in most ways. So what did i do? I rushed through it like sonic the hedgehog only that i am in a human form and i didn't placed the labels properly and the stupid Supervisor fucking wants me to redo it all. Well he can stuff those labels up his asses if he will. All he can do is tell people to do this do that and he's playing his messenger the whole day as if money can pop out from there, playing golf, go to the nearby coffeeshop to talk shit with other people. I have no respect for silver spoon fed people that behaves like him. At least be a role model if you want people's respect, so what if your father is rich? He digs shits to find gold while you take gold and do shit.
Well i'm sorry i'm not borned to be made used of, If you think you can pay me a few bucks and think i can do your shit load and think i should be happy. You're fucken wrong. It's stupid to think we students are stupid to accept your little money and be threatened and insulted by you infront of others. You think you're rich and you can treat people like dogs? Please go fornicate with your own asshole.
Stupid midget(okay to call you that because you're shorter than me), I am not grateful at all towards you, all these time trying to think positively and how i can serve you has been halted. I am now starting to think and defend my rights. Fuck you for thinking that i should bow to you. Fuck you for thinking that you have the rights to tell me to do what you want me to. Fuck you for playing golf while the people are sweeping the dirt off your feet. Fuck you for playing Yahoo messenger which of cause i took my liking to it's rival by playing MSN messenger in your company...HAHAHAHA I REALLY HOPE I COULD SIGNED OFF ALL THE CREWS FROM YOUR SHIP BEFORE I LEAVE. But too bad i didn't do it for the sake of the rest of the people there that did not cause me to abandon my humanity.
BUT ANYWAY ONE WEEK LEFT OF MOWING YOUR LAWNS AND ITS TIME TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL!!!! AND SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY DEAR!!! FUCK WORKING! I'M GOING TO BE YOUR BOSS ONE DAY.
After 4 weeks working in my former attachment company, i realised what a don't-give-a-fuck person i am. The stress, the gay management, the particular midget there just turned me into a rebel. Seriously, I think i went back there just to spoil my own reputation. I went back there because i thought i could milk some cash out of that company as It's obvious my service is not required there.
The first 2 weeks was a total blank out, i did what santa do, sleep the whole year only to work during christmas. Yeah exactly, I did shit. I spend most of the time surfing net, Okay at least i went around asking if anyone needs my help. Not fucking surprisingly at all, no one needed any help from me as they were all doing things that require their self knowledge and concentration and doesn't need any outside interference to fuck their work up.
The second 2 weeks was the real test. Suddenly tons of shits was thrown at me as if i was caught cursing my Supervisor. I myself was not even prepared and have lack of knowledge to do so. What do you expect a poly student to go onboard the bridge of the ship to do? Set up a system there and translating Korean labels into English? Damn those are not even translated properly by those indonesians. And you want me to go up there to help and expect me to understand whatever which button stands for? What if i fucked up? And what if the ship sank if i mis-placed a label? They want me to set up a fucking computer there? Firstly, I am not a technician, hire one for fuck sake and you had the fucking balls to blame me when I couldn't activate the computer onboard the bridge due to they have a different switch board, Cheebye! I tried my best you fucking retard.
Not only that, i was given 70+ files to label on my own. What the fuck seriously I have alot of things to do and yet I was given so little time to complete it being thrown 70+ files to label You think i gahmen? Multi task? Knn gahmen also donno mee siam dont have hum. Luckily the attachment students helped me in most ways. So what did i do? I rushed through it like sonic the hedgehog only that i am in a human form and i didn't placed the labels properly and the stupid Supervisor fucking wants me to redo it all. Well he can stuff those labels up his asses if he will. All he can do is tell people to do this do that and he's playing his messenger the whole day as if money can pop out from there, playing golf, go to the nearby coffeeshop to talk shit with other people. I have no respect for silver spoon fed people that behaves like him. At least be a role model if you want people's respect, so what if your father is rich? He digs shits to find gold while you take gold and do shit.
Well i'm sorry i'm not borned to be made used of, If you think you can pay me a few bucks and think i can do your shit load and think i should be happy. You're fucken wrong. It's stupid to think we students are stupid to accept your little money and be threatened and insulted by you infront of others. You think you're rich and you can treat people like dogs? Please go fornicate with your own asshole.
Stupid midget(okay to call you that because you're shorter than me), I am not grateful at all towards you, all these time trying to think positively and how i can serve you has been halted. I am now starting to think and defend my rights. Fuck you for thinking that i should bow to you. Fuck you for thinking that you have the rights to tell me to do what you want me to. Fuck you for playing golf while the people are sweeping the dirt off your feet. Fuck you for playing Yahoo messenger which of cause i took my liking to it's rival by playing MSN messenger in your company...HAHAHAHA I REALLY HOPE I COULD SIGNED OFF ALL THE CREWS FROM YOUR SHIP BEFORE I LEAVE. But too bad i didn't do it for the sake of the rest of the people there that did not cause me to abandon my humanity.
BUT ANYWAY ONE WEEK LEFT OF MOWING YOUR LAWNS AND ITS TIME TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL!!!! AND SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY DEAR!!! FUCK WORKING! I'M GOING TO BE YOUR BOSS ONE DAY.
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