BY EUGENE
YAY...one more day to go in the "throw all things at you while you try to dodge but no matter how you dodge you still kena hit by the task that is thrown at you as if it's a homing missle" company. I've been loading alot of shits onto myself this few weeks so it's time to unload it full blast tommorow!
I got a few surprise feedback from some of you regarding the outrageous comments i made on my company, my reply to you is "wow i didn't know you guys would take the time to read that load of crap i published, too much time must be on your side!" Anyway i would like to apologise publicly for calling my superior a midget which is a direct insult, even though he might not get the chance to venture upon my blog. (i keep my finger cross)
But most of the time, the truth can be insulting.
Take for example the recent IMF/Worldbank "fiesta" that has been happening in our tiny "locotown" as mentioned by the NewPaper. Our dear leaders has been spending billions of dollar to feather these delegates butt as if the delegates harbors gem inside their buttholes and will sneezed it out anytime after being feathered to it's climax, just like our nose. The truth is that, for the past few weeks our dear leaders have banned civil activitists from entering our country which in contrary has been given the approval by the IMF/Worldbank to join the meeting. As a result, these "ungrateful" IMF/Worldbank delegates blasted our dear leaders for breaching an agreement for disallowing these civil activitist to enter our country which their sole purpose is to protest infront of the Suntec city "cage" for human rights and freedom of expressions!"
Yah so much for feathering their butts for gems, think they got to face the reality and realise that buttholes does not produce gems. They actually produce.....well you should know if you know there's no such thing as mee siam with hum!
So you see Mr/Mrs delegates, our country has such 'clean' governments and 'happy' citizens that we do not need these Aliens to come and threaten our "4 million smiles". If not these smiles is going to turn into 8 million................................... wait singapore don't have so many people..
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